Tuesday, December 30, 2008

 

Current News Stories of Note

Israel began dropping bombs on Gaza this weekend claimingthat Hamas was not honoring the cease fire. Several hundredpeople have been killed thus far.

Knoxville, TN
A flood of coal ash and sludge carrying one billion gallonsdestroyed Kingston, Tennessee like Santa dropping coal on a whole town. TVA promises cleanup but did not comment on thelevy or why it failed. The sludge is heading for the TennesseeRiver, which is the main water supply for many southeasterncities and towns.

BLAGOJEVICH, ILLINOIS GOVERNOR, REFUSES TO RESIGN AFTER BEING ARRESTED.
TV anchors were dropping like flies as they attempted topronounce Blogio-evicth, Bloganana, Blutosavitch, Blagoyardee..Also, it turns out that no one knows Blagojevitch. Manypoliticians in Illinois were questioned about their relationshipwith Blagojevitch, but no even knew who he is. The only personwho would admit to knowing him was a homeless man whom statedthat Blago was "a lizardman from outer space, which expains everything.". So, there you go.

SHOE-ICIDE - BUSHWACKED IN IRAQ BY A PAIR OF SHOES.BUSH DUCKED AS SHOE TOSSED AT HIS HEAD, THEN A SECOND ONE.The reporter who threw his shoes as a "kiss goodbye.." hasa following of supporters in Iraq marching about with signsshowing their support and favorite pair of shoes of theirown.

FLORIDA TOT MOM MAY BECOME TATER TOT IF FOUND GUILTY..
More on these stories at http://www.nytimes.com/ and http://www.reuters.com

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